








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 14 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 4 different maps




Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
55 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 180 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 46 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3 | 2% |
| HE Grenades | 72 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 59 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $7,044 of utility $33 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fullysik | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | Anchors | 67% | 3 |
| #3 | Mandrill | 67% | 12 |
| #4 | trig | 50% | 2 |
| #5 | landocalrissian | 50% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fullysik | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | Anchors | 67% | 3 |
| #3 | Mandrill | 67% | 12 |
| #4 | trig | 50% | 2 |
| #5 | landocalrissian | 50% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mandrill | 15 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #2 | Anchors | 8 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| #3 | Fullysik | 2 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #4 | trig | 1 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | landocalrissian | 1 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | landocalrissian | +7.94 | 90 | 50 |
| #2 | Fullysik | +3.96 | 39 | 82 |
| #3 | Woody | +1.51 | 48 | 33 |
| #4 | Anchors | +0.52 | 77 | 62 |
| #5 | trig | -0.23 | 53 | 65 |





