








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 509 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 203 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3274 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,152 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2165 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2631 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1525 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1831 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,119,706 of utility $184 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 479 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jwayne Dohnson | 62% | 21 |
| #2 | PasaorMortal | 60% | 20 |
| #3 | bav1to | 55% | 42 |
| #4 | Kasper | 51% | 35 |
| #5 | eNocH | 45% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bav1to | 7 | 0.0077 |
| #2 | Kasper | 3 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | TONY | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | eNocH | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Jwayne Dohnson | 1 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bav1to | 180 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #2 | TONY | 102 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | PasaorMortal | 79 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #4 | eNocH | 76 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | Jwayne Dohnson | 75 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jwayne Dohnson | +2.23 | 74 | 70 |
| #2 | bav1to | +1.57 | 67 | 61 |
| #3 | bouff daddy | +0.77 | 75 | 59 |
| #4 | PasaorMortal | +0.67 | 62 | 67 |
| #5 | Sneaky | -0.24 | 60 | 65 |





