








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 39 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
481 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,267 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 406 | 12% |
| Smokes | 790 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1089 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 982 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $310,076 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tridample | 100% | 5 |
| #2 | Pekzi | 47% | 77 |
| #3 | Tumpster | 45% | 85 |
| #4 | EmpGator | 44% | 86 |
| #5 | lelleb0b | 43% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tridample | 100% | 5 |
| #2 | Pekzi | 47% | 77 |
| #3 | Tumpster | 45% | 85 |
| #4 | EmpGator | 44% | 86 |
| #5 | lelleb0b | 43% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pekzi | 5 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | EmpGator | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Tumpster | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lelleb0b | 466 | 0.25 | 14 min |
| #2 | EmpGator | 271 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #3 | Pekzi | 188 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | Tumpster | 115 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | Tridample | 19 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tridample | +2.04 | 66 | 73 |
| #2 | EmpGator | +1.65 | 73 | 58 |
| #3 | Tumpster | -0.39 | 81 | 60 |
| #4 | lelleb0b | -0.54 | 70 | 74 |
| #5 | Pekzi | -0.73 | 66 | 74 |





