








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 724 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 326 matches | ||
| Premier | 281 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3735 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,034 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3885 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3986 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4274 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1889 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,875,063 of utility $221 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 60 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | blasBOT*** | 55% | 127 |
| #2 | shake | 48% | 193 |
| #3 | Nipal | 46% | 596 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | blasBOT*** | 55% | 127 |
| #2 | shake | 48% | 193 |
| #3 | Nipal | 46% | 596 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nipal | 12 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | shake | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | blasBOT*** | 3 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nipal | 482 | 0.05 | 13 min |
| #2 | shake | 264 | 0.06 | 9 min |
| #3 | blasBOT*** | 175 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | blasBOT*** | +2.97 | 57 | 52 |
| #2 | Nipal | +2.03 | 51 | 50 |
| #3 | shake | +0.92 | 52 | 60 |
| #4 | mich | -2.67 | 28 | 55 |





