








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1798 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 931 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 101 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8396 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 42,193 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14996 | 36% |
| Smokes | 12666 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 5927 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 8604 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,097,791 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 333 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nihongoh | 19 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | Snooooooozerrrrr | 14 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | crispy | 9 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Sapinx | 7 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | ex-con-cat | 6 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sapinx | +2.64 | 72 | 63 |
| #2 | crispy | +1.57 | 73 | 62 |
| #3 | Snooooooozerrrrr | +1.06 | 60 | 65 |
| #4 | hagym.root | +0.97 | 63 | 59 |
| #5 | Nihongoh | +0.29 | 66 | 64 |





