








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 157 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 97 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
873 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,021 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 748 | 37% |
| Smokes | 363 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 446 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 464 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $264,250 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 119 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TJUMSSz | 55% | 11 |
| #2 | Jefe | 51% | 96 |
| #3 | NalleHeeD: | 45% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TJUMSSz | 55% | 11 |
| #2 | Jefe | 51% | 96 |
| #3 | NalleHeeD: | 45% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NalleHeeD: | 5 | 0.0078 |
| #2 | Jefe | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | TJUMSSz | 1 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NalleHeeD: | 130 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #2 | Jefe | 128 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | TJUMSSz | 25 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TJUMSSz | +3.12 | 80 | 70 |
| #2 | Jefe | +0.77 | 57 | 44 |
| #3 | NalleHeeD: | +0.56 | 55 | 54 |
| #4 | MaguisK | -0.61 | 65 | 38 |





