








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 588 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 303 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 74 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3406 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,757 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2875 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2529 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3111 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3242 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,795,920 of utility $228 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 495 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Helppoojakivaa | 56% | 45 |
| #2 | FAKKURIINI<3 | 55% | 31 |
| #3 | Hono <3 | 49% | 182 |
| #4 | edgE | 49% | 83 |
| #5 | vekseli64 | 49% | 163 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hono <3 | 10 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Helppoojakivaa | 9 | 0.0093 |
| #3 | vekseli64 | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Heiveröinen | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | edgE | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | edgE | 283 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #2 | Hono <3 | 262 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #3 | vekseli64 | 256 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | MrColo88 | 236 | 0.30 | 7 min |
| #5 | MULI | 127 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hono <3 | +1.36 | 64 | 74 |
| #2 | Ketutchi "LIKANE" | +1.10 | 65 | 70 |
| #3 | FAKKURIINI<3 | +0.06 | 48 | 66 |
| #4 | Heiveröinen | +0.05 | 54 | 61 |
| #5 | MULI | -0.11 | 65 | 52 |





