








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 166 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 84 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1788 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,526 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2277 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1840 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1636 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1773 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $137,476 of utility $44 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 74 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snz | 67% | 12 |
| #2 | Jæköb$n. | 56% | 9 |
| #3 | ;) | 53% | 49 |
| #4 | ballu | 50% | 8 |
| #5 | jantitz | 50% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | jantitz | 50% | 12 |
| #6 | Metalldyr ,;-;, | 45% | 22 |
| #7 | Knecker. | 45% | 20 |
| #8 | Prexu | 44% | 45 |
| #9 | AceruN | 42% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ;) | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | Metalldyr ,;-;, | 1 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Knecker. | 1 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | jantitz | 1 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AceruN | 130 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #2 | Prexu | 117 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | snz | 88 | 0.38 | 2 min |
| #4 | Knecker. | 73 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | Metalldyr ,;-;, | 60 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jantitz | +3.82 | 51 | 54 |
| #2 | ✪ OllaN | +2.12 | 72 | 75 |
| #3 | snz | +0.26 | 66 | 50 |
| #4 | Prexu | +0.25 | 63 | 63 |
| #5 | AceruN | -0.22 | 56 | 69 |





