








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1222 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 522 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Premier | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6648 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,128 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8744 | 26% |
| Smokes | 8451 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 8268 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 7665 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,230,755 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 110 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pITERRR' | 59% | 111 |
| #2 | GoSu | 59% | 251 |
| #3 | xNeydinho drop.skin | 57% | 35 |
| #4 | magicieN | 57% | 56 |
| #5 | st0RKJE | 57% | 141 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | magicieN | 57% | 56 |
| #5 | st0RKJE | 57% | 141 |
| #6 | VACation | 55% | 364 |
| #7 | kev. | 51% | 269 |
| #8 | 1nk. | 49% | 185 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VACation | 4 | 0.0005 |
| #2 | magicieN | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | kev. | 1 | 0.0002 |
| #4 | GoSu | 1 | 0.0002 |
| #5 | st0RKJE | 1 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | st0RKJE | 1307 | 0.42 | 39 min |
| #2 | VACation | 1082 | 0.14 | 28 min |
| #3 | kev. | 530 | 0.09 | 14 min |
| #4 | GoSu | 293 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| #5 | 1nk. | 269 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | st0RKJE | +2.02 | 76 | 91 |
| #2 | magicieN | +1.56 | 90 | 56 |
| #3 | 1nk. | +1.46 | 82 | 52 |
| #4 | Mathy | +1.14 | 62 | 69 |
| #5 | xNeydinho drop.skin | +0.78 | 79 | 40 |





