








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 343 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 515 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 97 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4998 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,015 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5051 | 23% |
| Smokes | 6460 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 6806 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 3698 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $999,905 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 17 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Gull4ch | 47% | 110 |
| #7 | Lil_Havelåge | 46% | 80 |
| #8 | Quvang☂ | 45% | 58 |
| #9 | JackTheSnack | 39% | 97 |
| #10 | I<3HONDA | 34% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gull4ch | 285 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #2 | Mang Gang Bang | 177 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #3 | JackTheSnack | 155 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | Lukas | 102 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | Quvang☂ | 81 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lukas | +2.17 | 68 | 71 |
| #2 | Quvang☂ | +1.71 | 61 | 69 |
| #3 | Gull4ch | +1.63 | 60 | 64 |
| #4 | Ramussen | +0.60 | 39 | 69 |
| #5 | Lil_Havelåge | +0.50 | 55 | 57 |





