








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 239 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 60 matches | ||
| Faceit | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1298 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,065 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3488 | 38% |
| Smokes | 2310 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1670 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1597 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $411,324 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 150 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eroxito | 64% | 11 |
| #2 | axil | 55% | 56 |
| #3 | SLAVIDAS | 50% | 40 |
| #4 | Mac Coy | 48% | 21 |
| #5 | Madnarts | 45% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | axil | 5 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | Madnarts | 4 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | Marat | 3 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | SLAVIDAS | 3 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | Shifu | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marat | 291 | 0.29 | 8 min |
| #2 | axil | 204 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #3 | Shifu | 203 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | SLAVIDAS | 183 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #5 | Mac Coy | 97 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | axil | +2.91 | 74 | 68 |
| #2 | Shifu | +1.91 | 74 | 60 |
| #3 | SLAVIDAS | +1.19 | 52 | 62 |
| #4 | Marat | +0.92 | 81 | 77 |
| #5 | Mac Coy | -0.47 | 58 | 77 |





