








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 16 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 64 matches | ||
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1526 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,544 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 586 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1042 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 936 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 980 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $323,643 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 24 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arbeitsamt | 62% | 45 |
| #2 | Flrn | 60% | 10 |
| #3 | ツ Dein Vadder ツ | 50% | 50 |
| #4 | alex | 47% | 15 |
| #5 | staX | 43% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arbeitsamt | 62% | 45 |
| #2 | Flrn | 60% | 10 |
| #3 | ツ Dein Vadder ツ | 50% | 50 |
| #4 | alex | 47% | 15 |
| #5 | staX | 43% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | staX | 5 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Arbeitsamt | 5 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | alex | 1 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | staX | 78 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #2 | ツ Dein Vadder ツ | 66 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | Arbeitsamt | 29 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | alex | 23 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Flrn | 7 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arbeitsamt | +2.84 | 74 | 44 |
| #2 | SERVUS | +1.77 | 83 | 46 |
| #3 | alex | +0.72 | 58 | 42 |
| #4 | ツ Dein Vadder ツ | -1.03 | 63 | 50 |
| #5 | Flrn | -1.15 | 60 | 57 |





