








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 866 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 301 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 176 matches | ||
| Faceit | 171 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9724 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 37,381 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12015 | 32% |
| Smokes | 8938 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 9145 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 7283 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,319,263 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 947 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ace :-) | 51% | 434 |
| #2 | Gorottel | 45% | 190 |
| #3 | _zerox | 42% | 156 |
| #4 | Hartmut Dencil | 41% | 241 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ace :-) | 51% | 434 |
| #2 | Gorottel | 45% | 190 |
| #3 | _zerox | 42% | 156 |
| #4 | Hartmut Dencil | 41% | 241 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hartmut Dencil | 9 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | _zerox | 8 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | ace :-) | 7 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ace :-) | 1081 | 0.12 | 25 min |
| #2 | Gorottel | 611 | 0.15 | 18 min |
| #3 | _zerox | 185 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #4 | Hartmut Dencil | 170 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gorottel | +2.16 | 49 | 75 |
| #2 | leetex | +1.00 | 73 | 73 |
| #3 | ace :-) | +0.38 | 68 | 70 |
| #4 | _zerox | -3.51 | 48 | 50 |
| #5 | Hartmut Dencil | -3.80 | 63 | 43 |





