








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1958 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,290 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2060 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1128 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 1766 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1336 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $281,126 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | karhu | 64% | 11 |
| #2 | sns~ | 64% | 11 |
| #3 | Santa | 60% | 15 |
| #4 | circus pig | 59% | 46 |
| #5 | p12 | 57% | 136 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | karhu | +3.91 | 90 | 71 |
| #2 | Santa | +3.85 | 79 | 90 |
| #3 | yolodiver:D | +2.78 | 77 | 68 |
| #4 | haamu | +2.51 | 67 | 70 |
| #5 | sns~ | +0.88 | 67 | 68 |





