








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 12 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 340 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5418 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,232 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6126 | 24% |
| Smokes | 6513 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 7164 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 5429 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $592,670 of utility $55 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 59 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nimo | 59% | 54 |
| #2 | ♿ kräzy düüd | 54% | 90 |
| #3 | m a d d i N | 54% | 52 |
| #4 | Tomek | 53% | 62 |
| #5 | Leyon | 51% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | m a d d i N | 54% | 52 |
| #4 | Tomek | 53% | 62 |
| #5 | Leyon | 51% | 39 |
| #6 | ♿v1oindi #11cms pure love | 48% | 256 |
| #7 | Horstor ︻芫==↼ | 41% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♿v1oindi #11cms pure love | 13 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | ♿ kräzy düüd | 6 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | nimo | 4 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | m a d d i N | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Tomek | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m a d d i N | 365 | 0.33 | 12 min |
| #2 | ♿v1oindi #11cms pure love | 188 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #3 | Horstor ︻芫==↼ | 166 | 0.26 | 4 min |
| #4 | ♿ kräzy düüd | 146 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | Tomek | 135 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Horstor ︻芫==↼ | +5.39 | 91 | 74 |
| #2 | ♿v1oindi #11cms pure love | +1.19 | 69 | 38 |
| #3 | wArdeN | +0.48 | 81 | 73 |
| #4 | Tomek | +0.32 | 74 | 65 |
| #5 | m a d d i N | -0.16 | 48 | 84 |





