








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 325 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 446 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 84 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4419 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,818 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4860 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4347 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 5622 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 4989 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,672,949 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 206 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frankobiloni | 62% | 29 |
| #2 | Gustaw | 51% | 158 |
| #3 | iuhi | 49% | 373 |
| #4 | mialuszczak | 48% | 149 |
| #5 | lak0 | 45% | 161 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iuhi | 17 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | mialuszczak | 12 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | lak0 | 8 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | kedaR | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Gustaw | 3 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iuhi | 577 | 0.07 | 14 min |
| #2 | lak0 | 450 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #3 | Gustaw | 432 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #4 | mialuszczak | 314 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #5 | kedaR | 219 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iuhi | +2.31 | 88 | 57 |
| #2 | frankobiloni | +2.04 | 75 | 62 |
| #3 | Gustaw | +1.12 | 78 | 62 |
| #4 | lak0 | +0.87 | 78 | 69 |
| #5 | OsA :D | +0.83 | 67 | 51 |





