








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 156 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 165 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3487 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,628 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2527 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3003 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2871 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3227 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $893,408 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 49 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FPS_DOUG67 | 66% | 97 |
| #2 | diggebrischd.exe | 55% | 20 |
| #3 | JeyMarFlick | 52% | 151 |
| #4 | all your base | 50% | 22 |
| #5 | 𝔍𝔬𝔢 | 49% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m0mme | +2.71 | 83 | 72 |
| #2 | JeyMarFlick | +0.38 | 59 | 68 |
| #3 | FPS_DOUG67 | +0.11 | 72 | 77 |
| #4 | diggebrischd.exe | -0.19 | 47 | 45 |
| #5 | Yggdrasil | -0.61 | 63 | 58 |





