








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 277 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 282 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2611 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,921 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2673 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3564 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 2294 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1390 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,542,345 of utility $210 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 217 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tubi | 67% | 24 |
| #2 | Nael | 60% | 20 |
| #3 | Samson | 57% | 40 |
| #4 | htgw | 56% | 59 |
| #5 | Dyash1n | 54% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Slash | 260 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #2 | R_QU | 164 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #3 | nägy | 145 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | htgw | 101 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | Samson | 85 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nael | +2.85 | 80 | 40 |
| #2 | htgw | +2.82 | 64 | 62 |
| #3 | Slash | +2.81 | 56 | 73 |
| #4 | muuIiturpa | +2.38 | 60 | 71 |
| #5 | tubi | +2.03 | 51 | 59 |





