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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 207 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1477 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,934 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 543 | 19% |
| Smokes | 829 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1400 | 48% |
| Molotovs | 162 | 6% |
Our logs show you have wasted $618,681 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 584 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kristoffer | 75% | 16 |
| #2 | pacific punch | 61% | 62 |
| #3 | ♡ fuck you ♡ | 60% | 10 |
| #4 | bitskins.com FakeAngels | 58% | 43 |
| #5 | Skrble | 57% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bitskins.com FakeAngels | 7 | 0.0084 |
| #2 | pacific punch | 5 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | Skrble | 4 | 0.0068 |
| #4 | Gullen | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Kristoffer | 3 | 0.0087 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♡ fuck you ♡ | +10.55 | 89 | 66 |
| #2 | pacific punch | +8.00 | 86 | 63 |
| #3 | Kristoffer | +4.19 | 65 | 71 |
| #4 | bitskins.com FakeAngels | +1.83 | 89 | 54 |
| #5 | Onkel Biff | +0.15 | 59 | 44 |





