








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 297 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 107 matches | ||
| Faceit | 103 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2053 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,138 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2046 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1567 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 3305 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 2220 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,757,863 of utility $234 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 81 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | 𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 | 35% | 20 |
| #9 | Baa | 30% | 20 |
| #10 | queen duck | 23% | 30 |
| #11 | Prolle | 20% | 25 |
| #12 | Edward Allen Brown | 20% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Edward Allen Brown | 16 | 0.0316 |
| #2 | Prolle | 9 | 0.0191 |
| #3 | bizzeN | 8 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | queen duck | 7 | 0.0116 |
| #5 | Ægte Ørn | 6 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Baa | +2.76 | 34 | 54 |
| #2 | bizzeN | +2.18 | 33 | 72 |
| #3 | Prolle | +2.13 | 77 | 65 |
| #4 | 𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 | +0.88 | 58 | 59 |
| #5 | Ægte Ørn | +0.59 | 24 | 72 |





