








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 415 matches | ||
| Wingman | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5387 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,790 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4259 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4105 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3989 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3437 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,275,303 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 270 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mredik5 | 54% | 355 |
| #2 | tyrniaczeq | 49% | 317 |
| #3 | Ambroży | 48% | 241 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mredik5 | 54% | 355 |
| #2 | tyrniaczeq | 49% | 317 |
| #3 | Ambroży | 48% | 241 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mredik5 | 61 | 0.0084 |
| #2 | tyrniaczeq | 32 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | Ambroży | 25 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mredik5 | 761 | 0.10 | 19 min |
| #2 | tyrniaczeq | 500 | 0.08 | 12 min |
| #3 | Ambroży | 434 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mredik5 | +2.09 | 85 | 63 |
| #2 | zylniuk | +1.01 | 77 | 59 |
| #3 | Ambroży | -0.37 | 68 | 56 |
| #4 | tyrniaczeq | -1.20 | 72 | 55 |





