








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 807 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 207 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2626 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,488 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1539 | 18% |
| Smokes | 2243 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2721 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1985 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,522,775 of utility $255 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 493 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dibbsi | 54% | 114 |
| #2 | Churchy | 50% | 165 |
| #3 | WonderZ | 49% | 201 |
| #4 | Psycho-Tomate | 41% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dibbsi | 54% | 114 |
| #2 | Churchy | 50% | 165 |
| #3 | WonderZ | 49% | 201 |
| #4 | Psycho-Tomate | 41% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WonderZ | 17 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | Churchy | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Dibbsi | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Psycho-Tomate | 3 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WonderZ | 818 | 0.19 | 22 min |
| #2 | Dibbsi | 265 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #3 | Churchy | 155 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #4 | Psycho-Tomate | 135 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dibbsi | +2.00 | 87 | 67 |
| #2 | Jonas95 | +1.22 | 73 | 62 |
| #3 | Churchy | -0.21 | 71 | 58 |
| #4 | WonderZ | -0.23 | 67 | 72 |
| #5 | Psycho-Tomate | -1.83 | 53 | 68 |





