








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 142 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 78 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1625 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,461 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3172 | 37% |
| Smokes | 1645 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2292 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1352 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $626,776 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 218 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Just | 68% | 63 |
| #2 | Realyzee | 67% | 114 |
| #3 | Bonchi | 65% | 31 |
| #4 | Gépészhotdog | 63% | 192 |
| #5 | Pope Benedict XVI. | 55% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Just | 68% | 63 |
| #2 | Realyzee | 67% | 114 |
| #3 | Bonchi | 65% | 31 |
| #4 | Gépészhotdog | 63% | 192 |
| #5 | Pope Benedict XVI. | 55% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Realyzee | 15 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | Gépészhotdog | 7 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Pope Benedict XVI. | 6 | 0.0072 |
| #4 | Just | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | Bonchi | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Realyzee | 390 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #2 | Gépészhotdog | 388 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #3 | Pope Benedict XVI. | 126 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | Bonchi | 79 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | Just | 42 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gépészhotdog | +3.47 | 79 | 72 |
| #2 | Realyzee | +1.55 | 77 | 64 |
| #3 | csokistészta | +0.21 | 59 | 64 |
| #4 | Bonchi | -0.06 | 72 | 67 |
| #5 | Pope Benedict XVI. | -0.72 | 50 | 61 |





