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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2195 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1514 matches | ||
| Faceit | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Wingman | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 301 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




53 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10964 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 86,217 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 16796 | 19% |
| Smokes | 24847 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 23196 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 21378 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,655,686 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5731 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Docteur Kaio | 53% | 114 |
| #2 | sԑxy Rabbit | 48% | 164 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Docteur Kaio | 53% | 114 |
| #2 | sԑxy Rabbit | 48% | 164 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sԑxy Rabbit | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | Docteur Kaio | 2 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sԑxy Rabbit | 382 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #2 | Docteur Kaio | 286 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Docteur Kaio | +0.94 | 72 | 57 |
| #2 | CS.PRO ' LuCky | -0.39 | 50 | 70 |
| #3 | sԑxy Rabbit | -1.08 | 12 | 67 |





