








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 670 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 392 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3783 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,542 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4898 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3221 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 3800 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3623 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,540,296 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 135 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mtk | 52% | 27 |
| #2 | emteka | 50% | 74 |
| #3 | Chaos | 49% | 116 |
| #4 | Bicky | 47% | 146 |
| #5 | Lanos | 43% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mtk | 52% | 27 |
| #2 | emteka | 50% | 74 |
| #3 | Chaos | 49% | 116 |
| #4 | Bicky | 47% | 146 |
| #5 | Lanos | 43% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bicky | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | Chaos | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | emteka | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Lanos | 2 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chaos | 332 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #2 | Bicky | 324 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #3 | emteka | 296 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #4 | Lanos | 268 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #5 | mtk | 84 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mtk | +4.56 | 81 | 72 |
| #2 | emteka | +4.45 | 76 | 69 |
| #3 | Ankh'a!!<3 | +0.58 | 82 | 72 |
| #4 | Lanos | -1.62 | 55 | 68 |
| #5 | Bicky | -2.18 | 41 | 64 |





