








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 278 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 407 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2420 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,842 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 984 | 17% |
| Smokes | 308 | 5% |
| HE Grenades | 1989 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 2561 | 44% |
Our logs show you have wasted $517,540 of utility $51 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 401 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ▿Fray13th▿ | 41% | 309 |
| #2 | DEVILTAZZ666 | 39% | 219 |
| #3 | Il Saggio | 38% | 48 |
| #4 | [kR]PsychoGirl23 | 28% | 36 |
| #5 | kingslayer252 | 21% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ▿Fray13th▿ | 41% | 309 |
| #2 | DEVILTAZZ666 | 39% | 219 |
| #3 | Il Saggio | 38% | 48 |
| #4 | [kR]PsychoGirl23 | 28% | 36 |
| #5 | kingslayer252 | 21% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ▿Fray13th▿ | 27 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | DEVILTAZZ666 | 18 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | kingslayer252 | 9 | 0.0130 |
| #4 | [kR]PsychoGirl23 | 7 | 0.0098 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DEVILTAZZ666 | 1005 | 0.23 | 19 min |
| #2 | ▿Fray13th▿ | 629 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #3 | kingslayer252 | 23 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #4 | [kR]PsychoGirl23 | 5 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #5 | Il Saggio | 4 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ▿Fray13th▿ | +2.20 | 15 | 42 |
| #2 | Il Saggio | +0.96 | 50 | 15 |
| #3 | [kR]PsychoGirl23 | -0.06 | 7 | 10 |
| #4 | DEVILTAZZ666 | -0.58 | 4 | 54 |
| #5 | Kalapali | -2.56 | 10 | 23 |





