








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 361 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 163 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 105 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2318 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,210 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2525 | 15% |
| Smokes | 6041 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 5813 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 2831 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $582,514 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 121 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bobby | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | gambler0304 | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | ღ»̶̶и̶̶α̶̶я̶̶đ̶̶α̶̶»ღ | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Simse | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | aceone | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Magnus | +6.30 | 74 | 39 |
| #2 | Bobby | +2.89 | 48 | 45 |
| #3 | Butch3r | +1.79 | 53 | 44 |
| #4 | ღ»̶̶и̶̶α̶̶я̶̶đ̶̶α̶̶»ღ | +0.45 | 19 | 30 |
| #5 | gambler0304 | -0.40 | 19 | 66 |





