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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3127 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,122 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1543 | 22% |
| Smokes | 868 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 3324 | 47% |
| Molotovs | 1387 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $79,859 of utility $12 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 135 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .ASI | 53% | 179 |
| #2 | hex.Nova | 50% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .ASI | 53% | 179 |
| #2 | hex.Nova | 50% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .ASI | 34 | 0.0097 |
| #2 | hex.Nova | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .ASI | 214 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #2 | hex.Nova | 19 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 神-カオナシ | +1.71 | 43 | 33 |
| #2 | .ASI | -1.50 | 37 | 20 |
| #3 | hex.Nova | -2.83 | 18 | 20 |





