








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 43 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 196 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4064 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,893 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 993 | 10% |
| Smokes | 3885 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 2201 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2814 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,127,448 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 358 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ainselgo | +7.10 | 85 | 56 |
| #2 | Medstinge | +2.38 | 69 | 47 |
| #3 | Brainumb | +0.77 | 46 | 31 |
| #4 | Uncle Dan | +0.07 | 52 | 62 |
| #5 | darkswaan42 | -0.38 | 42 | 54 |





