








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 226 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 191 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3094 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,729 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3319 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3774 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3491 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3145 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $886,663 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 442 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | casadebanho | 65% | 23 |
| #2 | MiCC | O Beato | 55% | 99 |
| #3 | MaXm0sHe | 53% | 253 |
| #4 | MakaveLi ☮ | 52% | 128 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | casadebanho | 65% | 23 |
| #2 | MiCC | O Beato | 55% | 99 |
| #3 | MaXm0sHe | 53% | 253 |
| #4 | MakaveLi ☮ | 52% | 128 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MaXm0sHe | 15 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | MakaveLi ☮ | 13 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | MiCC | O Beato | 13 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MaXm0sHe | 1887 | 0.35 | 51 min |
| #2 | MiCC | O Beato | 473 | 0.22 | 12 min |
| #3 | MakaveLi ☮ | 372 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #4 | casadebanho | 34 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Menaka | +2.37 | 76 | 71 |
| #2 | MaXm0sHe | +0.89 | 73 | 82 |
| #3 | MiCC | O Beato | +0.57 | 58 | 74 |
| #4 | casadebanho | +0.31 | 38 | 47 |
| #5 | MakaveLi ☮ | -2.91 | 57 | 73 |





