








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 46 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Train | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1459 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,673 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 893 | 33% |
| Smokes | 639 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 722 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 419 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $335,594 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 44 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOI | 75% | 40 |
| #2 | ne1337xD | 73% | 15 |
| #3 | SNR xD | 70% | 37 |
| #4 | Mada | 67% | 46 |
| #5 | Johnnou_ | 67% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Johnnou_ | 16 | 0.0110 |
| #2 | BOI | 9 | 0.0118 |
| #3 | ne1337xD | 3 | 0.0092 |
| #4 | Mada | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | SNR xD | 2 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Johnnou_ | 335 | 0.23 | 11 min |
| #2 | SNR xD | 217 | 0.29 | 7 min |
| #3 | Mada | 189 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #4 | m1kker | 124 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | BOI | 77 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SNR xD | +5.28 | 89 | 79 |
| #2 | m1kker | +3.14 | 87 | 70 |
| #3 | BOI | +2.37 | 78 | 65 |
| #4 | Mada | +2.25 | 81 | 74 |
| #5 | Johnnou_ | +1.69 | 77 | 77 |





