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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 207 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 218 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2057 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,361 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2843 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2848 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2191 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1479 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $588,990 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 285 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kama | 62% | 42 |
| #2 | Elkantar | 53% | 38 |
| #3 | gab | 52% | 86 |
| #4 | RACOON P | 50% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kama | 62% | 42 |
| #2 | Elkantar | 53% | 38 |
| #3 | gab | 52% | 86 |
| #4 | RACOON P | 50% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kama | 3 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | Elkantar | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | RACOON P | 2 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | gab | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gab | 479 | 0.25 | 13 min |
| #2 | Kama | 286 | 0.32 | 8 min |
| #3 | RACOON P | 99 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| #4 | Elkantar | 48 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gab | +2.43 | 77 | 78 |
| #2 | RACOON P | +1.34 | 71 | 67 |
| #3 | Kama | +1.10 | 61 | 72 |
| #4 | Aerosky' | -0.48 | 62 | 60 |
| #5 | Elkantar | -1.53 | 32 | 61 |





