








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1429 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 728 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 242 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9166 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,403 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9880 | 28% |
| Smokes | 9029 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 8392 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 8102 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,785,617 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1544 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪dast | 61% | 66 |
| #2 | |only3|-->I´ám™ @mifo_o86 | 57% | 51 |
| #3 | |only3|-->Ðαđđy! | 49% | 43 |
| #4 | |only3|-->SoNGeNoOo2k | 48% | 275 |
| #5 | Hami<3Konoe | 48% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | |only3|-->SoNGeNoOo2k | 48% | 275 |
| #5 | Hami<3Konoe | 48% | 90 |
| #6 | Marshmallow ♥ | 46% | 54 |
| #7 | p-low | 45% | 130 |
| #8 | ☜★☞ TheFrosty☃ ☜★☞ | 37% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | |only3|-->SoNGeNoOo2k | 9 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Hami<3Konoe | 5 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | p-low | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | ☜★☞ TheFrosty☃ ☜★☞ | 4 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | ✪dast | 3 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | |only3|-->SoNGeNoOo2k | 398 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #2 | Hami<3Konoe | 304 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #3 | p-low | 271 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #4 | ✪dast | 168 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | ☜★☞ TheFrosty☃ ☜★☞ | 110 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Noobidoo | +1.91 | 84 | 74 |
| #2 | Hami<3Konoe | +1.78 | 84 | 69 |
| #3 | ✪dast | +1.40 | 65 | 72 |
| #4 | |only3|-->SoNGeNoOo2k | -0.94 | 59 | 59 |
| #5 | p-low | -0.99 | 66 | 58 |





