








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 93 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 78 matches | ||
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1788 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,900 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2103 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2492 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 1064 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 1241 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $487,329 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 254 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #18 | Baba Yoda | 67% | 18 |
| #19 | SidD | 64% | 33 |
| #20 | ✇𝕴𝖙𝖆𝖈𝖍𝖎✇ | 63% | 8 |
| #21 | DisTr0y | 56% | 25 |
| #22 | ⭕⃤ Capt.Aaryan | 50% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⭕⃤ Capt.Aaryan | 3 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | VISI0N | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Meer Kat | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | 𐂃 | 2 | 0.0051 |
| #5 | Khabib The Beagle | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kiiiiNNNNNNNNNyyyy | 188 | 0.23 | 7 min |
| #2 | Dranzer DC | 168 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #3 | GoBliNNN | 149 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | Khabib The Beagle | 131 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | VISI0N | 114 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VISI0N | +3.40 | 73 | 67 |
| #2 | GoBliNNN | +2.95 | 88 | 68 |
| #3 | FaLc0n | +2.09 | 63 | 72 |
| #4 | Dranzer DC | +1.33 | 62 | 69 |
| #5 | 𐂃 | +1.20 | 64 | 58 |





