








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 175 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 57 matches | ||
| Faceit | 49 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1534 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,897 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1345 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1339 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1301 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 912 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $295,840 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 31 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flygeel | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | Muhamed abdul sjumad | 54% | 24 |
| #3 | Niller | 51% | 94 |
| #4 | Wagner er clean | 49% | 90 |
| #5 | Fronsak | 48% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Niller | 51% | 94 |
| #4 | Wagner er clean | 49% | 90 |
| #5 | Fronsak | 48% | 58 |
| #6 | Patrick Clover | 48% | 54 |
| #7 | Mayon | 45% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wagner er clean | 8 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | Niller | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Niller | 293 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #2 | Wagner er clean | 219 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #3 | Fronsak | 183 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #4 | Patrick Clover | 64 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | Mayon | 62 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gemifaif | +3.41 | 73 | 59 |
| #2 | Fronsak | +0.77 | 73 | 60 |
| #3 | Niller | -0.17 | 76 | 73 |
| #4 | Wagner er clean | -0.75 | 38 | 67 |
| #5 | flygeel | -0.84 | 76 | 63 |





