








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 302 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 98 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 98 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1491 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,773 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 635 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1482 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 743 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 913 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $542,731 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 184 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | soBis` | 60% | 81 |
| #2 | emkė | 58% | 12 |
| #3 | Vyzha | 57% | 61 |
| #4 | Awowogei | 56% | 107 |
| #5 | Cavalieriuss | 54% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Cavalieriuss | 54% | 26 |
| #6 | Farsas | 44% | 9 |
| #7 | Liutke | 40% | 25 |
| #8 | fallencelestial | 39% | 18 |
| #9 | Ruokis3 | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fallencelestial | 3 | 0.0074 |
| #2 | soBis` | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | Awowogei | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | soBis` | 350 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #2 | Awowogei | 136 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #3 | Cavalieriuss | 58 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | Liutke | 47 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | fallencelestial | 41 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fallencelestial | +3.80 | 87 | 64 |
| #2 | Awowogei | +2.15 | 71 | 56 |
| #3 | soBis` | +1.02 | 79 | 83 |
| #4 | Cavalieriuss | +0.53 | 71 | 61 |
| #5 | Algirdas | +0.36 | 48 | 52 |





