








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2225 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 788 matches | ||
| Wingman | 160 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 88 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9408 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,911 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9121 | 28% |
| Smokes | 8135 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 7927 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 7728 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,146,222 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1033 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kjell.T.Ring | 50% | 82 |
| #2 | Bobby | 47% | 163 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kjell.T.Ring | 50% | 82 |
| #2 | Bobby | 47% | 163 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kjell.T.Ring | 4 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kjell.T.Ring | 414 | 0.24 | 11 min |
| #2 | Bobby | 192 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kjell.T.Ring | +2.00 | 75 | 65 |
| #2 | anderseN | +0.47 | 72 | 65 |
| #3 | Bobby | -6.08 | 22 | 66 |





