








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 230 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 272 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3017 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,340 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1932 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2674 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2181 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1553 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,258,435 of utility $175 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 285 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bob sponge | 68% | 34 |
| #2 | spacerz | 65% | 62 |
| #3 | HALLUSION | 56% | 41 |
| #4 | OMG! | 48% | 109 |
| #5 | ߷߷߷߷ | 48% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RateD™ | 627 | 0.34 | 12 min |
| #2 | OMG! | 463 | 0.21 | 11 min |
| #3 | ߷߷߷߷ | 317 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #4 | spacerz | 194 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #5 | DawsoN | 179 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | spacerz | +6.16 | 96 | 57 |
| #2 | HALLUSION | +2.36 | 68 | 55 |
| #3 | DawsoN | +2.11 | 70 | 56 |
| #4 | skdz | +1.02 | 81 | 58 |
| #5 | ߷߷߷߷ | +0.85 | 78 | 64 |





