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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 99 matches | ||
| Wingman | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 65 matches | ||
| Premier | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2480 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,916 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1282 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1520 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2457 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 1657 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,069,829 of utility $224 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 164 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bernie Sanders | 58% | 26 |
| #2 | TEVAR | 52% | 331 |
| #3 | SteenD | 52% | 108 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bernie Sanders | 58% | 26 |
| #2 | TEVAR | 52% | 331 |
| #3 | SteenD | 52% | 108 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TEVAR | 14 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Bernie Sanders | 9 | 0.0197 |
| #3 | SteenD | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TEVAR | 527 | 0.08 | 13 min |
| #2 | SteenD | 198 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #3 | Bernie Sanders | 5 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SteenD | +7.10 | 81 | 63 |
| #2 | Bernie Sanders | +6.10 | 69 | 54 |
| #3 | TEVAR | +5.56 | 66 | 64 |
| #4 | POTATO | -4.53 | 37 | 44 |





