








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 302 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 576 matches | ||
| Wingman | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5146 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,669 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4901 | 21% |
| Smokes | 5122 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 7844 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 5802 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,115,124 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 349 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anxter | 49% | 403 |
| #2 | TeMeツ | 46% | 259 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anxter | 49% | 403 |
| #2 | TeMeツ | 46% | 259 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TeMeツ | 41 | 0.0084 |
| #2 | Anxter | 14 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anxter | 406 | 0.05 | 11 min |
| #2 | TeMeツ | 355 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dAni | +1.00 | 43 | 59 |
| #2 | Anxter | -1.46 | 33 | 59 |
| #3 | TeMeツ | -2.87 | 13 | 41 |





