








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 86 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 155 matches | ||
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1571 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,765 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2538 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1804 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2206 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1217 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $363,785 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 178 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | tomv_1 っ◔◡◔)っ | 53% | 43 |
| #3 | faust | 52% | 81 |
| #4 | Carry Potter | 47% | 212 |
| #5 | HradZ | 27% | 15 |
| #6 | Kevler23 | 19% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Carry Potter | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | faust | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | tomv_1 っ◔◡◔)っ | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | faust | +2.48 | 46 | 78 |
| #2 | tomv_1 っ◔◡◔)っ | +1.55 | 64 | 61 |
| #3 | v1clovvn | +0.99 | 46 | 67 |
| #4 | HradZ | -0.33 | 22 | 46 |
| #5 | Carry Potter | -1.08 | 59 | 57 |





