








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 71 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 65 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
924 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,347 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 897 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1137 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 621 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 692 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $280,143 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 15 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Waschi | 83% | 6 |
| #2 | Yung Jkaem 'G2A.com | 64% | 25 |
| #3 | xavidsoNp | 56% | 32 |
| #4 | D0me | 55% | 11 |
| #5 | manulomanulo | 52% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Waschi | 83% | 6 |
| #2 | Yung Jkaem 'G2A.com | 64% | 25 |
| #3 | xavidsoNp | 56% | 32 |
| #4 | D0me | 55% | 11 |
| #5 | manulomanulo | 52% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | manulomanulo | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xavidsoNp | 129 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #2 | manulomanulo | 102 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | Yung Jkaem 'G2A.com | 88 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #4 | D0me | 32 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | Waschi | 4 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Waschi | +2.88 | 82 | 56 |
| #2 | kubaJJ | +1.24 | 84 | 75 |
| #3 | Yung Jkaem 'G2A.com | +0.43 | 83 | 74 |
| #4 | xavidsoNp | -0.74 | 53 | 77 |
| #5 | manulomanulo | -0.78 | 67 | 43 |





