








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 16 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 126 matches | ||
| Premier | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1929 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,825 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1280 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1578 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1434 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1533 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $499,757 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jóla Detenator | 37 | 0.0109 |
| #2 | Jóla Brói | 12 | 0.0194 |
| #3 | LitliDorri | 9 | 0.0277 |
| #4 | Jóla Øystein Aarseth | 3 | 0.0062 |
| #5 | Jóla young dagger dickヽ(^□^ | 3 | 0.0064 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jóla Detenator | +6.13 | 96 | 44 |
| #2 | Jóla Brói | +3.23 | 75 | 62 |
| #3 | LitliDorri | +1.32 | 64 | 47 |
| #4 | Jóla DoritozZ | -0.05 | 62 | 72 |
| #5 | Jóla Øystein Aarseth | -1.47 | 65 | 51 |





