








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1 achievement has been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 10 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
301 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 941 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 304 | 32% |
| Smokes | 73 | 8% |
| HE Grenades | 306 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 258 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $67,777 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 40 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | gunter | 67% | 6 |
| #5 | ocean man 🌊 | 63% | 8 |
| #6 | z0kie- Blame it on the Disco | 60% | 5 |
| #7 | Mikhail Plz | 57% | 7 |
| #8 | brshn | 50% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | brshn | 1 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | ocean man 🌊 | 1 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | W | 1 | 0.0270 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | brshn | 44 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #2 | ocean man 🌊 | 22 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #3 | Mikhail Plz | 17 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #4 | gunter | 12 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #5 | z0kie- Blame it on the Disco | 10 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | W | +5.88 | 90 | 36 |
| #2 | brshn | +5.37 | 79 | 64 |
| #3 | Xia Daiyu | +4.81 | 59 | 74 |
| #4 | ocean man 🌊 | +3.78 | 70 | 61 |
| #5 | z0kie- Blame it on the Disco | +2.31 | 85 | 59 |





