








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 4 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 46 matches | ||
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
403 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,397 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 287 | 21% |
| Smokes | 568 | 41% |
| HE Grenades | 349 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 193 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $184,455 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | anghigong | 52% | 73 |
| #2 | giarcajj | 51% | 53 |
| #3 | r0b0_c0c0 | 48% | 29 |
| #4 | sberla54 | 47% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | anghigong | 52% | 73 |
| #2 | giarcajj | 51% | 53 |
| #3 | r0b0_c0c0 | 48% | 29 |
| #4 | sberla54 | 47% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sberla54 | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | anghigong | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | r0b0_c0c0 | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sberla54 | 171 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #2 | giarcajj | 105 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | anghigong | 43 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | r0b0_c0c0 | 40 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r0b0_c0c0 | +2.31 | 62 | 73 |
| #2 | anghigong | +1.61 | 64 | 42 |
| #3 | giarcajj | +0.96 | 41 | 61 |
| #4 | sberla54 | -0.80 | 39 | 55 |
| #5 | ПΣBULΛ | -2.38 | 29 | 39 |





