








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 22 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
425 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,398 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 746 | 31% |
| Smokes | 429 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 573 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 650 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $84,114 of utility $43 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mithrandir09 | 55% | 22 |
| #2 | Z3R0 | 50% | 10 |
| #3 | Carolus R3X | 45% | 40 |
| #4 | relaktokiv | 42% | 102 |
| #5 | zrX | 17% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mithrandir09 | 55% | 22 |
| #2 | Z3R0 | 50% | 10 |
| #3 | Carolus R3X | 45% | 40 |
| #4 | relaktokiv | 42% | 102 |
| #5 | zrX | 17% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | relaktokiv | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Carolus R3X | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Mithrandir09 | 1 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mithrandir09 | 117 | 0.28 | 2 min |
| #2 | relaktokiv | 109 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | Carolus R3X | 64 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | Z3R0 | 17 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| #5 | zrX | 1 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zrX | +3.67 | 77 | 48 |
| #2 | relaktokiv | +2.52 | 64 | 50 |
| #3 | Z3R0 | +2.19 | 56 | 66 |
| #4 | Carolus R3X | +0.82 | 47 | 61 |
| #5 | Mithrandir09 | -0.35 | 31 | 62 |





