








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 110 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
262 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 945 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 284 | 30% |
| Smokes | 251 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 225 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 185 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $94,540 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 21 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | venn | 45% | 11 |
| #4 | Gamborgs Far Sniper Jesper Ejnar | 45% | 20 |
| #5 | Trankerlicer | 42% | 19 |
| #6 | torben1104 | 41% | 22 |
| #7 | DYRN | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trankerlicer | 1 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | venn | 1 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gliddon | 146 | 0.33 | 3 min |
| #2 | Trankerlicer | 136 | 0.47 | 3 min |
| #3 | torben1104 | 44 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | venn | 38 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #5 | Gamborgs Far Sniper Jesper Ejnar | 35 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trankerlicer | +2.34 | 77 | 73 |
| #2 | Cat Burglar | +2.31 | 70 | 66 |
| #3 | venn | +0.87 | 81 | 68 |
| #4 | torben1104 | -0.88 | 73 | 50 |
| #5 | Gliddon | -1.08 | 34 | 78 |





