








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 426 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 189 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3167 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,913 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1030 | 10% |
| Smokes | 1190 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 4506 | 45% |
| Molotovs | 3187 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $635,370 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 780 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dominik | 73% | 15 |
| #2 | meya | 68% | 31 |
| #3 | pervitin | 57% | 157 |
| #4 | Bravčová hlava | 54% | 153 |
| #5 | Cybertron | 46% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dominik | 73% | 15 |
| #2 | meya | 68% | 31 |
| #3 | pervitin | 57% | 157 |
| #4 | Bravčová hlava | 54% | 153 |
| #5 | Cybertron | 46% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bravčová hlava | 16 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | pervitin | 10 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Cybertron | 6 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | meya | 3 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | Dominik | 2 | 0.0082 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pervitin | 258 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #2 | Cybertron | 187 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | Bravčová hlava | 173 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #4 | meya | 37 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | Dominik | 12 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dominik | +4.23 | 97 | 53 |
| #2 | nabwae | +1.88 | 76 | 54 |
| #3 | pervitin | +0.74 | 71 | 60 |
| #4 | meya | +0.65 | 48 | 55 |
| #5 | Cybertron | +0.34 | 82 | 67 |





