








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 11 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
738 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,103 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1326 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1185 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1057 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 535 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $50,951 of utility $23 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FluryWaana | 67% | 6 |
| #2 | Jiwin | 36% | 25 |
| #3 | Gaëtan le gitan | 29% | 7 |
| #4 | Maô | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FluryWaana | 67% | 6 |
| #2 | Jiwin | 36% | 25 |
| #3 | Gaëtan le gitan | 29% | 7 |
| #4 | Maô | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jiwin | 48 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #2 | Maô | 16 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #3 | Gaëtan le gitan | 12 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #4 | FluryWaana | 8 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FluryWaana | +3.81 | 95 | 59 |
| #2 | Gaëtan le gitan | +2.10 | 86 | 63 |
| #3 | Maô | -0.06 | 73 | 49 |
| #4 | Jiwin | -0.33 | 69 | 61 |
| #5 | iZiDOR | -0.82 | 56 | 67 |





