








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 184 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1051 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,429 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1836 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1951 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1193 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1449 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $391,774 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Beznak | 55% | 38 |
| #2 | Seikkiali | 44% | 16 |
| #3 | Keijo | 43% | 60 |
| #4 | Seppo Papunen | 43% | 98 |
| #5 | HiltuJakki | 41% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Beznak | 144 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #2 | Keijo | 135 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | Seppo Papunen | 122 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | HiltuJakki | 106 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #5 | Galder | 80 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HiltuJakki | +1.65 | 70 | 79 |
| #2 | Allan | +0.95 | 49 | 74 |
| #3 | Keijo | -0.15 | 63 | 54 |
| #4 | Zukkero | -0.37 | 56 | 62 |
| #5 | Beznak | -0.52 | 39 | 67 |





